|I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. |
-- Jon Stewart (via theunquotables)
Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.
Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone.
Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left.
Australian Media outlets today were shocked to discover that under the new Asylum Seeker Policies, if Santa were to enter Australian waters on his sleigh, he would be seized and sent to the now strangely prophetic ‘Christmas Island’.
Tony Abbot was not able to be reached as he was holidaying in his summer house on Mt Crumpit, members of his office said that Tony Abbot wishes everybody “a White christmas”
Don’t talk, don’t stay, you need to fuck off and go back to west world. But ma’am- No, no, you need to fuck off. But ma’am- I said fuck off. Three fucks, you’re out.